This weekend I'll be off celebrating my Birth-to-the-Day. My little trick has worked and everyone's confirmed their early arrival to my dinner invite.
Man. You know you're getting old when you catch yourself lying about your real age. Ha, I do it all the time, especially with coworkers. I don't know why. I guess I'm just trying to stay young at heart.
Today at work-
Friend- Hey, Michelle! Aren't you so excited for your birthday?? What are your plans this weekend?
Me- Oh, you know. Just hanging out with close friends and family. (I didn't want to give too much information, especially to someone that wasn't invited and with no intentions on doing so either.)
That's cool. So, how old are you turning again this year?
*hesitant* Oh, I'm turning *pause* ......23, no, 24.
*confused* Really?? I thought your were older?
Why?? Do I look old or something? *defensive*
Um, no. I just thought you were the same age as me.
Oh, well....how old are YOU?
Michelle, I'm 25 going on 26. You should know! After all, we did go to the same high school and graduate together!!
*lose*
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