“Hey, so what was your score on your last 2 math tests??”
“Um, I believe it was an 89 and 95%”
“Oooh. Okay, okay. Wow, that’s pretty good.”
“Why, did you need help or some tutoring done?”
“Yeah, something along the lines of that.” *grin*
“It’s really simple once you get the formulas down. This is my second time taking this class and it really depends on the teaching of the professor. It’s a fine line between passing or failing.”
“Yeeaaah, I know.” *getting hesitant* “Hey, would you be, uh, interested in a favor/offer??”
*looking somewhat confused* “Well, it depends. What is it?”
“I do need help on passing this test. Would you be willing to let me sit next to you to "check" my answers with yours before you turn it in? I would pay you of course.....…$30 sounds good? Ah heh heh. *light dry laugh*
*blank stare*
“Um, never mind. I was totally kidding….kinda. Just think about it. *waving myself away and feeling somewhat nervous hoping that the girl won’t rat me out to my professor for bribery* :S
*Walking back to my desk……finding my next victim.* bwhaha…
Maybe I came off too strong. Maybe I should have played more of the victim role and got teary eyed. My classmate was one alternative out of the few I had mentally selected out.
There is this other lady that sits in front of me that looks somewhat like a druggie, buuut I don’t want her to get all offended or anything. I don’t want her to think she’s some piece of meat that I can pay off to do my dirty work. I can imagine her feeling that way being that she’s all drugged up and stuff. You know, paranoia could kick in at any given moment. She could go crazy on me!
Whenever I pass by her in class she reeks of alcohol and stale cigarettes. Her clothes are so skin tight I can see every ripple on her body. I applaud women that feel confidant in their own skin……but please spare me the butt cheek shot when wearing the short shorts.
She might be willing to take the $30 offer. Imagine how many cartons of cigarettes she could buy?? ……Ok, so nowadays it’s not that much. But one is better than none. :P Yeah, that will be my persuasive line.
Well, anyway. I would take the money if someone came across to me with such a proposal. Money talks......in certain situations, and this is that situation. Gas prices are rising and we could use a little change in our pockets. *wink*
So, what was the conclusion you may ask?........................
Well, I was too scared to ask Ms. Druggie and I couldn't bring myself to bribe any more other innocent people. I just withdrew from the class and decided to retake it next semester. Not that I was totally failing it, but let's just say I was skidding in a thin C line. Haha. I'm not going to let this little measly math test ruin my GPA! Plus, I admit. I haven't been giving my whole attention and study time to this class either. Math is my least favorite subject so there's no motivation. *blah* Once I come back from my vacation my head will be clear and I'll be all ears next time around.
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