Do you have that one coworker that mooches off people's food at work? That coworker is such a vulture that you have to write your name with a sharpie pen to protect your sandwich bag?? The fridge is an open field for first come first serve? Well, I have one of those as well.....her name is......Karina. Hahaha, she's going to either laugh or kill me when she finds out I dedicated this post to her. *Kisses, Karina* :)
The scenario- We just got into work and ready to start the day.....
Karina- Man, today is going to be a busy day at work. *sad face*
Me- I know! I'm dreading it already.
Karina- Did you bring your own lunch today?
Me- Yep.
Karina- What did you bring?
Me- Kimchi fried rice.
Karina- That sounds good..... Man, I was running late for work and I didn't get a chance to bring anything.
Me- That sucks.
Karina- Yeah, I know. Plus, I didn't get a chance to eat breakfast and I'm starving. *sighing*
I walk off to log into my computer as Karina wonders off to the associates' fridge. She then comes back a couple minutes later....
Me- Where did you go??
Karina- Oh.....just somewhere.
Me- Somewhere where?
Karina- I went to put my water bottle in the fridge.
Me- Oh yeah. If you drink lots of water throughout the day it helps you with hunger pangs.
Karina- Yeeeeaaah, well. I'm more in the mood for something more solid. Maybe I'll just eat whatever's in the fridge.
Me- What do you mean "whatever." You said you didn't bring your lunch.
Karina- Yeah, I know......
Me -*confused* Okkaaaayyy, so then what would you be looking for in the fridge??
Karina- For something to munch on while I figure out what I'm going to eat for lunch.
Me- You mean you're going to eat someone else's food??? Karina!! You can't do that??
Karina- Why not?? We all get along here and they won't notice if I take a little here and there.
Me- *chuckling* Wow, I can't believe you're just going to mooch off of somebody's stuff. That's just wrong. What if they go in the fridge looking for it tomorrow or something? Then what?? Or they notice some of it is missing?
Karina- Well, it'll be gone by then. I don't know, I was just going to snack on a couple of grapes that were in there. And someone left a cheese stick too. It's been sitting there for a week now. I'm sure nobody wants it by now.
Me- Hahaha, I can't believe you're serious. I know if the tables were turned you would be furious if someone took a bite out of your food.
Karina- Yeah, you're right......I would be pretty upset................Maybe that's why I don't put my food in there. Hahaha.
Me- Whatever....I'm just saying, I wouldn't do it. We have a vending machine downstairs. Just pop something out of there, like a hotpocket or something.
Karina- No. I saw this yogurt drink in the fridge. It looks really good. I want that.
Me- A yogurt drink?? Karina, you can't take that. I saw that it was just put in there yesterday! They're surely going to notice it gone right away!!
Karina- What if I took a sip from it??
Me- Are you serious??? Uh, well. They would notice because the sealed cap would be broken.......
Karina- Ohhhh, you're right. Good point. It looks so good though. It's calling my name. It's also strawberry banana flavor. My fav.
Me- Karina. Quit being a moocher and forget about the food in the fridge! Just start bringing your own food. That's crappy of you to think about sneaking bites from people's fruits and stuff.
Karina- Forget the fruits, I think I'm just going to take that yogurt drink. They'll never know it was me..... there's like 10 other people that use this fridge too.
Me- Just don't...
Karina- Why??
Me- Because....
Karina- 'Cause why??
Me- *giving a stern parental look* because that's wrong.....it's only been a victim in the fridge for 1 day! It is probably meant to be cconsumed by today. I'm sure of it.
Karina- Not if I take it right now....hahaha
Me- Oh, you wouldn't want to do that....
Karina- Why, dammit???
Me......................
Karina- *waiting for my answer*
Me- Because, Karina!!!!! Because........... that yogurt drink is mine!!!! Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
Karina- *silence*...........and...........*fail*
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